I, Mary, my Mother and my Father are elated to announce that Xander has achieved his baptISM and is now ready to learn, on his own [NOT LITERALLY, WE WILL BE THERE TO EXPLAIN] the different values and ethics common and found in every major religion in existance today.
However, today is NOT about MY opinions on this particular religion, or religion at all for that matter. I have chosen to speak only about spirituality. Not the personification of a diety. [Unless he looks like those big fat buddhas!]
Regardless, Congratulations my son.
You're well on your way to becoming a young man!