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Funny love quotes in hindi

Funny love quotes in hindi:



Dimag bhi ek kamal ki chiz hai
Ye saal k har Mahine Din Raat 24 ghanta thik se kaam karta hai,
Jab tak aapko pyaar nhi ho jaata.


Mai tumhe apne pure "Sacche Pet" se pyaar karta hu,
Waise me "Dill" kehne wala tha...
magar mera "Pet" zyada Bada hai.


Mai ab har subha muskurate hue neend se uthti hu,
Aur ye teri galti hai kameene.


Tumse mai bahut zyada pyaar karta hu, sacchi,
Par chocolate jitna nhi, (chocolate best hai).


Pyaar ka Asli Matlab hota hai,
Ek dusre ke pass beth kar
Marvel ki movies dekhna.


Mujhe koi aisa chahiye
jo meri taraf bilkul waise hi dekhe,
Jaise mai ek chocolate cake ki taraf dekhti hu.


Sach keh raha hu,
Jab mai tumhare saath hota hu,
tab mere iraade bilkul bhi Sahi nhi hote hai.


Oye kya mujhe ek Kiss Udhaar milegi,
Mai pakka baad me Wapis kar dunga.


Humesha apne dil ka peecha karo,
Magar apne dimaag ko sath le jana mat bhulna.


Oye, maine apna teddy bear kho diya hai,
Kya aaj mai tumhare saath so sakti hu.


Mai tumhe chai se bhi zyada pyaar karta hu,
Ab mujhse iss baat ka
sabut maangne mat lag jaana please.


(Meri billi k baad) Tum sabse zyada cute ho.


Pyaar logo se ajeeb ajeeb chize karata hai,
Mujhe hi dekhlo kaise maine tumhe besharamo ki tarah ye message bhej diya.


Tum Cup Mai Plate,
magar Chai sirf Chai hai
(sorry par chai ki jagah aur koi nhi le sakta)


Oye, kya tum shaadi k baad
har subha mere liye
apne haato se
chai bana ke pilaoge.


Chalo ek coin toss karte hai,
Head aaya to mai tumhara,
Tails aaya to tum meri.


Dear wife,
Tum mujhe zindagi jeene ka maksad deti ho,
Par fir, tum mere wallet se paise kyu leti ho.


Kabhi-Kabhi mai...
Apne Boyfriend ki taraf dekhti hu,
Aur sochti hu,
"Ki yaar kitna Lucky hai mera Boyfriend...
Jo use Mere Jaisi Girlfriend mili."


 Log gravity/gurutvakarshan ki wajah se pyaar me nhi girte.
- Albert Einstein.

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